When we were about 12 or so myself and my friends were hanging around "our" corner of the playground one breaktime. Being lads of a certain age (well obviously any age judging by this thread) we found farts in all their variations very amusing. Up saunters Rob -, assumes the one leg higher than the other farting position and loudly announces "hey lads... listen to this".
Of course, instead of the comedy, larger than life parping sound he was clearly expecting, what we heard was more of a slurping, squelching, slurry sound.
This was closely followed by rob turning white and waddling off, in that special legs wide walk that only comes from having shat yourself, in the direction of the school gates without muttering a single word.
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