You asked what I wanted

A man walks into the restaurant and sits at the counter. He asks for a cup of coffee then looks at the menu. The waitress brings him a cup off coffee.

Waitress: What you you like?
Man: I'd like a quickie
Waitress: What?!
Man: I'd like a quickie

The waitress slaps him and leaves.

The man next to him leans over and says: It's pronounced keesh.

I was at my bank today; there was a short line. Just one lady in front of me,
an Asian lady who was trying to exchange yen for dollars. It was obvious
she was a little irritated. . .

She asked the teller, "Why it change? Yesterday, I get two hunat dolla
fo yen. Today I only get hunat eighty? Why it change?"

The teller shrugged his shoulders and said, "Fluctuations."

The Asian lady says, "Fluc you white people too!"