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11/17/08

You asked what I wanted

A man walks into the restaurant and sits at the counter. He asks for a cup of coffee then looks at the menu. The waitress brings him a cup off coffee.

Waitress: What you you like?
Man: I'd like a quickie
Waitress: What?!
Man: I'd like a quickie

The waitress slaps him and leaves.

The man next to him leans over and says: It's pronounced keesh.
Posted by Gar at 12:52 AM
Labels: funny, humour, joke

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